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Was this supposed to be a comedy? There are some quirky moments, yes, but I have to say I didn't laugh once. Some scenes, like the violent sex scene, are embarrassingly stupid. The film is a visual treat but there's no story, just a random connection of set-pieces.

The plot is tedious and long-winded and seems to go on forever. I sat watching this film and wondered just what exactly I was supposed to be thinking or feeling. You know, a family of kooks and weirdos, right up his street apparently. DARK SHADOWS is ostensibly based on a classic '60s-era vampire TV soap opera, but what Burton has done is to take the basic premise and instead make his own version of THE ADDAMS FAMILY. Unfortunately, DARK SHADOWS continues the latter trend, as this is his worst ever film, an odyssey of inanity from beginning to end.īurton has always been a style-over-substance director and that's taken to the extreme here. In the last ten years he's made what I consider to be his best movie - the exemplary SWEENEY TODD musical - as well as directing two stinkers which are the nadir of his career, CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY and ALICE IN WONDERLAND. Tim Burton must be the world's most unpredictable director. Reviewed by Leofwine_draca 2 / 10 An odyssey of inanity Julia Hoffman (Helena Bonham Carter), to help with her family troubles. Matriarch Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer) has called upon live-in psychiatrist, Dr. The dysfunctional remnants of the Collins family have fared little better, each harboring their own dark secrets. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate has fallen into ruin. Two centuries later, Barnabas is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972.

A witch, in every sense of the word, Angelique dooms him to a fate worse than death: turning him into a vampire, and then burying him alive. The master of Collinwood Manor, Barnabas is rich, powerful and an inveterate playboy.until he makes the grave mistake of breaking the heart of Angelique Bouchard (Eva Green). Two decades pass and Barnabas (Johnny Depp) has the world at his feet-or at least the town of Collinsport, Maine. But even an ocean was not enough to escape the mysterious curse that has plagued their family. In the year 1752, Joshua and Naomi Collins, with young son Barnabas, set sail from Liverpool, England to start a new life in America.

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